Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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