It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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