Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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