I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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