Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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