He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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