Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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