Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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