i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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