So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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