She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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