Your tits are I can't wait for
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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