I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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