it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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