i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Randomize
