I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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