I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize