i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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