forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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