Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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