Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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