And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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