Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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