So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
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