butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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