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  I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.

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  so you're not coming in to work today?

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• For your information, the tuna was for going on the run.....and i really, really wish this was fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:28pm

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• gotta love northern michigan... <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:19am

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• If your superpowers involved canned tuna, you are a lame super hero.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:53pm

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• The itsy bitsy spider.......

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 7:01pm

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• Lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 4:58pm

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• It's definitely real. I pulled her off the balcony. I'm glad that we really weren't under attack because she grabbed all of that tuna and no can opener.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:48pm

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• How do you try to jump off the balcony?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:52pm

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• 12:52, you win. This is fake beyond all reason. But the reply did make me laugh, lol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 6:01pm

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• I keep trying to sit down and the chair keeps running away from me

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 3:04pm

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• FSU to the Yoop! Love it! Miss times like that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:00pm

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• nope. understanding management. also, i called my mother in all that fiasco so she drove up to have an emergency intervention. winner. but i got the day off.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:49pm

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• So then did you go into work ? LoL

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 4:16pm

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• management here. i wish it were fake, too. this is what happens when you watch too many heroes episodes in one day, kids.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:35am

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