the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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