I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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