remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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