I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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