No, drunk sperm still make babies.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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