Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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