Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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