i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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