It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
