Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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