I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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