please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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