is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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