come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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