You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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