In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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