Porn is love you can see.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
what day is it and did you see me today?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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