brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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