i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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