When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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