In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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