he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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