are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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