It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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