There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
