a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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