How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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