i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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