ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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