So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
