I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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