idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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