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this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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