Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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